Saturday, July 9, 2016

The Dinner Devil

Eat it too early, and you'll risk overnight lows.

Eat it too late, and you'll be see-sawing all night.

Eat it with friends, and you'll probably have too many carbs.

Eat it by yourself, and you'll probably have not enough.

Want alcohol with that? Forget the see-saw, it'll be more like the Tower of Terror (long slow rise to an uncomfortably high level, sudden drop around 3 am).

It's always been my least favorite meal, and now it's even more so. 

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