An anthology featuring such classics as:
"I didn't eat dinner last night so now I'm eating it at 4 am....covered in sweat."
"Oh look cookies! Those will work: A tragicomedy of errors."
"How much is that juice in the window? [Alternate title: I'm not drunk, sir]"
"Who beeped?"
"Overnight low corrections; or, make sure you turn off your Dexcom's high alert"
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"Instagram: for when the letters in books are swimming on the page"
"Insulin on board, that sticky wicket"
"I fell asleep cuddling my glucose tabs"
"I can't believe I have to wake up and go to work in 3 hours"
And, most importantly--
"Will what I wrote right now make sense in the morning?"
"I didn't eat dinner last night so now I'm eating it at 4 am....covered in sweat."
"Oh look cookies! Those will work: A tragicomedy of errors."
"How much is that juice in the window? [Alternate title: I'm not drunk, sir]"
"Who beeped?"
"Overnight low corrections; or, make sure you turn off your Dexcom's high alert"
"?"
"Instagram: for when the letters in books are swimming on the page"
"Insulin on board, that sticky wicket"
"I fell asleep cuddling my glucose tabs"
"I can't believe I have to wake up and go to work in 3 hours"
And, most importantly--
"Will what I wrote right now make sense in the morning?"
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